- Phillies: Joe Blanton (3-3, 6.14 era)
- Padres: Kevin Correia (1-3, 5.11 era)
- Mets: Livan Hernandez (4-1, 4.28 era)
- Pirates: Ian Snell (1-6, 5.43 era)
- Brewers: Jeff Suppan (3-4, 5.23 era)
- Marlins: Andrew Miller (1-2, 4.55 era)
Philadelphia Sports news brought to you in the most absurd way possible.
Monday afternoon across the state, the PIAA begins its quest to find out who the best high school baseball team is. All 16 teams remaining in each of the four classification will be in action tomorrow. Let's take a look at the AAAA, and make some predictions.



(1) Cleveland Cavaliers vs. (3) Orlando Magic
The Schedule:
Game 1: Wednesday at Cle, 8:30pm
Game 2: Friday at Cle, 8:30pm
Game 3: Sunday at Orl, 8:30pm
Game 4: Tuesday at Orl, 8:30pm
Game 5: 5/28 at Cle, 8:30pm
Game 6: 5/30 at Orl, 8:30pm
Game 7:6/1 at Cle, 8:30pm
The Line-ups:
Cleveland Cavaliers
G: Mo Williams
G: Delonte West
F: LeBron James
F: Anderson Varejao
C: Zydrunas Ilgauskas
Key Reserves:
F: Joe Smith
G: Wally Szczerbiak
G: Daniel Gibson
Orlando Magic:
G: Rafer Alston
G: J.J. Redick
F: Rashard Lewis
F: Hedo Turkoglu
C: Dwight Howard
Key Reserves:
G: Courtney Lee
F: Mickael Pietrus
C: Marcin Gortat
G: Anthony Johnson
The Keys to Victory:
Peace.

Honestly, I am at a loss for words. This has to be the dumbest protest to ever exist. No shit he would have invited Arizona, it has been a Presidential tradition for decades. So many athletes would probably kill for the chance to meet Obama and tour the White House.
I mean, if that's your attitude, then you probably didn't go to the parade, right? They only had it because you WON. You didn't hold the Lombardi Trophy, I'm sure. You only received it because you WON. Anyways, Roger Goodell probably would have given it to the Cardinals if they won, which obviously means he is a bandwagon commissioner. In fact, based on your theory, all Pittsburgh fans are bandwagon fans because they might not have attended a parade if you lost the Superbowl. I certainly agree with you there.
Thank God someone as smart and insightful as you finally pointed out that every U.S. President to invite a team was a bandwagon fan. Thank God you have the strength of character to not take the popular route (I mean WHO ON EARTH would want to meet the President of the United States?). And Thank God someone with your moral fiber finally realized the flawed system we have, honoring the winners. The Detroit Lions should have been invited to visit the White House! They were 0-16, so it's only fair to them. In fact, I think every team that didn't win the Super Bowl should have been invited! It all makes sense to me now!
So thanks for clearing that one up, James.


